*You choose vacation spots based on what outfits you can buy for the doll that will accompany you. For example, you decide to go on a cruise in order buy an appropriate wardrobe for your doll as well as yourself.

*Everyone in family pictures is holding a doll. It wouldn't be a family picture without your "girls", right?

*Your dolls have more clothes than you.

*Your dolls have more furniture than you.

*Your weight loss goal includes being able to squeeze into XL 18-20 children's American Girl T-Shirts.

*You spend all your extra money at AmericanGirl.com, then troll ebay just to see if you can find new pictures of what you just ordered.

*You have white body, pre-mattel tan body, and post mattel versions of Samantha, Kirsten, and Molly.

*Next summer, you'll be vacationing in Madison, just to be there for the MCM sale.

*Im fact, you are wondering if employees at American Girl get a discount. Moving to Wisconsin, NY, or Chicago in order to work for American Girl just might be a good financial decision.

*You refer to personal times with your spouse as, "Having the big playdate."


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